Everyone seems to have a problem with roadworks. I have a problem with people who have a problem with roadworks. I generally don't say this out loud though, as with a lot of things, it's easier to just be neutral or slightly nod when someone is talking complete bollocks. For example, there were some roadworks … Continue reading Roadworks
Category: Rant
Badvertising
Anyone who knows me will know that I am not a fan of advertising. To the point where if I am kicking off about it as I used to do on stage, people tend to give me that sideways glance which gives off the impression 'Oh Danny is on one about advertising again.' My main … Continue reading Badvertising
Dumb and dumber and dumberer
Here are three random stories that caught my attention this week: Man died when gender reveal firework exploded and sprayed him with shrapnel It used to be that terror organisations like Al-Qaeda were the biggest domestic threat to the USA. But they might as well retire now as you seem to have more chance of … Continue reading Dumb and dumber and dumberer
Office differences
Below is an incomplete list of things that are bafflingly different in the office compared to, er, not in the office. Cards People leave jobs. People get married. People create offspring. When these things happen, other people get them cards stating 'Well done for this thing you did'. This is not a secretive operation because … Continue reading Office differences
Northern Rage
Forget, just for a moment, how shit Northern Rail's ancient trains and general train service is and let me remind you of some of the sounds you may hear if you have the grave misfortune of having to commute on one of their trains like a time traveller from the Victorian era. "Attention conductor. Call … Continue reading Northern Rage